Some Funny S.M.S.

I've found some funny s.m.s while surfing INTERNET. Here they are-

1. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBE LIGHT.
2. I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.
3. Mone achhe shei dintir kotha, jhir-jhir hawa boichhilo, train ta platform-e daralo, tumi amay dekhle, ami ekta close-up hashi dilam, tumi guti paye kachhe ele... ar bolle... "Allah-r waste kichhu den go baba!"
4. May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty!
5. I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful color, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
6. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
7. Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand.
8. I want 2 talk 2 u now... Can i call u? Plzzzz yaaa... Nothing Special, but want 2 talk 2 u...Just 2test whether i can understand monkey's language!